Grand Central Station

Big doin’s in our building today and I thought you should know. The restrooms on the first five floors are closed so ours (on the sixth floor) are – as my friend put it – "Grand Central Station". So annoying.

I’m not one to raise a problem without proposing a solution so, at my friend’s suggestion, I’ve crafted a sign which reads:

"Wow, how embarrassing. Profuse apologies for the mistake but these restrooms are closed, too. You wouldn’t want to use them, anyway; the people that work on this floor are unclean. Please feel free to use the sweet-smelling, spacious and plush facilities on the 8th (or any other) floor."

I’m taking this to management immediately. Cross your fingers, guys – I really have to pee.

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